Thursday, September 12, 2013

Chuck Norris joke 3-pack (Part I)

 
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

See Part II here.

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