"Home" by Michael Czyzniejewski in Mayday Magazine

This is what’s transpired the past seven weeks: My son Max started dating Brittany Schoenmeier, a cute girl he’s known since kindergarten, dating for two weeks before cheating on her with Avery Constantini, another cute girl he’s known all his life, making Brittany break up with him, but not hate him, because a week later, Brittany got back with my idiot son, not knowing he’d started dating Avery, whom Brittany has of course known all her life, too, leading to Max dating both girls for about a week, a glorious week for Max, I’m sure, until three hours apart last Saturday, Max found out both girls were pregnant with his child ... Read story here.