"I Am Going To Start Ending Every Sentence with 'Bitches,' Bitches" by Kate Hahn in McSweeney's

When my internist asks if I’m exercising, I say, “Not as often as I should, bitches.” She looks startled and says, “What?” I repeat myself and she doesn’t just nod, she writes in my chart for a long time, bitches. She’s listening, which means she will catch even the slightest hint of a symptom of a deadly disease, bitches. Adding this one word to every sentence could save my life, bitches. Read piece here.