Tuesday, April 14, 2015

"Dark Chocolate Is Not Good for You, and Also Sucks" by James Fell in Gawker

Milk chocolate tastes like diabetes, which is why it’s awesome. Dark chocolate tastes like you’re being punished for only shoveling half the driveway. If someone put dark chocolate in your candy bag at Halloween it was considered a crime akin to giving you a toothbrush, and you would egg the bastard’s house, as was only right and proper. Read piece here.

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