Tuesday, October 21, 2014

"The Onion's Tips For Not Accidentally Murdering Your Girlfriend" in The Onion

Just a reminder.

If there is a locked door in your home and there is even a remote possibility that the person you’re currently dating is behind that door and could be immediately killed by the bullets you fire at the door, try not to fire a gun directly at that door. Read tips here.

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